The Best ‘Naughty or Spice Punch’ Full of Christmas Cheer!

I’m making a list.  I’m checking it twice.  We’re making a Christmas cocktail that’s Naughty & Spice!  It’s a little sweet, a little tart, with just enough spice to keep things interesting! 

Are you hosting a holiday gathering?  Do you want to serve a simple (and simply delicious) punch that is sure to please a crowd?  Then let’s get mixing because this is the cocktail for you! 

Naughty or Spice Punch

  • Patron Reposado ¾ cup
  • Cran-Apple Juice 1 ½ cup
  • Gran Marnier ¼ cup
  • Prophecy Pinot Grigio 1 Bottle
  • Lemon Juice ¼ cup
  • Ginger Liqueur ¼ cup
  • Club Soda to top
  • 1 Lemon, Sliced
  • 1 Orange, Sliced 
  • 1 Large Apple, Diced Fuji or Gala preferred
  • 1 Pear, Diced Bartlet or Bosc preferred
  • Cinnamon Sticks

In a large pitcher combine Patron Reposado, Cran-Apple Juice, Gran Marnier, Pinot Grigio, Lemon Juice, and Ginger Liqueur.  Mix well.  Add Lemon, Orange, Apple, and Pear.  Cover and refrigerate at least 4 hours, but overnight is even better. 

To Serve – Add ice to your pitcher.  Pour 4-6 oz into a wine glass over ice, be sure to add some of the delicious infused fruit to each glass.  Top with a splash of club soda.  Add a few cranberries and a cinnamon stick.  Enjoy!

Don’t let the ingredient list intimidate you- it’s long, but not complicated!  I bet you have many of the ingredients at home right now, and the rest you can find at your grocery store. 

As always, a recipe is just a suggestion- if you don’t like or don’t have tequila, use vodka.  If you don’t have pears, just double the apples.  Swap the Pinot Grigio for Sauvignon Blanc if you prefer, but I would avoid Chardonnay or White Zinfandel for this recipe.  And use Cinnamon Sticks, powdered Cinnamon won’t dissolve well and may make the cocktail feel a little gritty, and that will definitely land you on the naughty list! Happy Mixing!

Clarified Milk Punch

I have been reading about Clarified Milk Punch.  Images of these crystal-clear punches have been popping up in my Insta-feed.  I keep reading recipes.  Searching for the best way to make one.  What they’re supposed to taste like.  The science behind it.  Well, I walked into O’Neal’s on Monday and I said to myself- “I can make that.”  And so, I did.  It was quite a process.  And I’m not sure if I did it correctly or not.  So, I tried it again today, this time with a different punch base and a better understanding of how the science behind it works. 

To explain this process as simply as possible, you make a delicious concoction of flavors- tea, sweeteners, fruit juices, spices, booze and lemon juice.  Then you add whole milk or heavy cream and let it all sit for about 30 minutes.  And then you start straining the liquid to remove the milk solids.  And you strain it again and again and again until the magic moment when the cloudy, murky liquid is suddenly translucent!  Then serve over ice and marvel in your creation. 

This finally strained into a golden-translucent liquid.  It has a very delicate, but decisively one-note flavor, which is: Lemon.  It’s smooth, with a slightly creamy mouthfeel and a definite lemon flavor (without the mouth-puckering tartness) and a hint of orange and bourbon. 

I’m absolutely not unhappy with how my first attempt turned out. 

  • Attempt #2-
  • -Churchill’s Fine Teas Hot Cincinnati Spice
  • -Simple Syrup
  • -Fresh Orange Juice
  • -Lemon Juice
  • -Jim Beam
  • – Cardenal Mendoza Angelus Liqueur
  • -Half and Half

I followed the same procedure of mixing everything (except the Half and Half) together in a large glass bowl.  Then I added the Half and Half, covered the bowl and let it sit 24 hours untouched.  Just like the first time the dairy immediately curdled.  It. Looked. Disgusting.  But hey, sometimes you gotta get ugly before your beauty can shine through.  And this, it was a SERIOUS glow-up!

This time when I strained the concoction, I did so into another large glass bowl with a large strainer lined with a coffee filter.  OMG, it was so much faster than my first attempt!  After the first strain it was SO clear.  2 more goes, once through my super fine tea strainer and it was good to go!   Let it chill and serve over a giant ice cube with an orange and lemon wedge and enjoy.

The science behind this Clarified Milk Punch is still blowing my mind… I’m looking forward to playing around with it more.  Maybe a Gingerbread Milk Punch.  Or a Candy Cane Milk Punch.  The possibilities are endless… keep an eye out for more #sippableexperiments

Cranberry, Spice, and Everything Nice

I know that I’m not alone when I say that I love the Holidays!  From Thanksgiving (ok, if I’m being honest with myself, from Halloween) through Christmas and New Year’s Eve I love the Holidays.  All of the decorations, the cool-to-cold weather, the first snow, and all of the amazing food!  This time of year, we make all of those special recipes that define Thanksgiving and Christmas to our taste buds.  The Cranberry Sauce simmering away on the stove.  The Snickerdoodles baking in the oven.  The Apple Pie cooling on the counter. 

I don’t know about you, but I always end up with some odds and ends left over from a flurry of holiday cooking and baking.  An apple or pear too bruised to use in a pie.  About half a bag of cranberries that I didn’t use.  I always over buy cinnamon sticks because I love cinnamon and I can always find someway to use it.  So I gathered all of my leftover Thanksgiving goodies and threw them in a pot and let it simmer away for an hour or so… the kitchen smelled amazing as the flavors mingled and the liquid reduced. 

Once cooled I mixed it with some Maker’s Mark and topped it with Fever Tree Ginger Beer.  Honestly, it would mix well with almost any liquor, it just depends on what your feeling and what you have on hand.  But your favorite vodka or rum (I would go with a Spiced Rum over a Silver Rum) or even a nice tequila would all be a nice addition to this reduction.  If you don’t have Ginger Beer, Ginger Ale, Club Soda, or even just Sprite would be good.  Or you could spike some Champagne or Sparkling Apple Juice to make a festive Mimosa.  This juice is incredibly versatile.  I was really tempted to reduce some of it down to a syrup to serve over pancakes- but that will have to wait for the next batch! 

Let me know what you think and how you use this concoction!

Cranberry-Pear-Cinnamon-Maple Reduction

  • In a 5 quart pot combine-
  • -6 cups water
  • -12oz fresh Cranberries
  • -2 Pears (or Apples or one of each) cored and chopped
  • -2 Cinnamon Sticks
  • -5oz Demerara Sugar
  • -4oz Pure Maple Syrup
  • -and if you have an orange lying around, throw a slice or two into the pot

Bring it all to a slow boil, stirring occasionally.  Reduce heat to low and simmer for about 45 minutes.  Taste test for desired sweetness/flavor concentration.  Either continue reducing or allow to cool and strain into a storage container and chill.

Spiked Cranberry and Spice

  • In a Collins glass, over ice combine
  • 1.5 oz Maker’s Mark (or your favorite spirit to get you in the Holiday Spirit)
  • 2 oz Cranberry-Pear Reduction
  • Stir to combine
  • Top with Fever Tree Ginger Beer
  • Garnish with an Orange Wedge, Cranberries, or nothing at all.

Enjoy!